hybrid · AltSol
Chimera Junky strain.
Here is what we know about the Chimera Junky strain, the hybrid AltSol is growing for us. Current batch: 28.9% THC. Sold as flower.
- Type
- hybrid
- THC
- 28.9%
- Terpenes
- 1.80%
- From
- $45.99
- Forms
- flower
How Chimera Junky lands
The Chimera Junky strain is a calm strain first and a happy one second, going by the effect scores (9 and 8 out of ten). There's some relaxed in there too.
Effect scores are the menu's customer-reported ratings, not medical claims. Effects vary by person, dose and product.
On our shop-by-feel page that puts Chimera Junky in the Relaxed and Happy lanes. If you'd rather start from a feeling than a name, that page is the shortcut.
Where Chimera Junky comes from
AltSol hasn't published the cross behind Chimera Junky, and we won't guess. What we can vouch for is the lab sheet on this page and the way it smokes, which staff have tried.
AltSol (Alternative Solutions) grows in the District and supplies most of our flower and the Good Night / Great Day pre-roll packs. Consistent jars, honest lab sheets, and a house style that leans gassy. More on the grower at altsol.co.
When to use it
Late afternoon onward, for most people. It won't race you, and it won't knock you out unless you let it.
Lab sheet
Terpenes in Chimera Junky
In the Chimera Junky strain total terpenes leads at 1.80%, out of 1.80% total terpenes. Total terpenes, caryophyllene and limonene make up most of what you'll smell.
- Total Terpenes 1.80% Smells like:
- Beta Caryophyllene 0.56% Smells like: sharp, spice, sweet, wood That spicy, almost woody edge behind the fuel smell is usually caryophyllene.
- Limonene 0.44% Smells like: citrus, lemon, herbal Limonene is the citrus note. Strains that lead with it tend to feel brighter and more upbeat.
- Humulene 0.21% Smells like: herbal, spice, woody, earthy Humulene is the hoppy, woody note. It is the same compound that gives beer its bitterness.
- Linalool 0.20% Smells like: floral, herbal, lavender That soft floral thing underneath a Kush is usually linalool. It is the same compound that makes lavender smell like lavender.
Terpene percentages are from the current batch's certificate of analysis. Our guides explain how to read one and why the total matters more than the THC.
On the shelf
Sizes and prices
Right now we carry the Chimera Junky strain as flower: 1 product in total, starting at $45.99. Sizes and prices are below and they're pulled from the live menu, so they're right as of the last refresh.
| Product | Form | THC | Sizes & prices | Menu link |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Flower: Chimera Junky | 3.5G AltSol | flower | 28.9% | 1/8oz $45.99 | View ↗ |
Stock and prices checked 2026-11-03. The live menu wins if they disagree.
Dosing Chimera Junky
At 28.9% a little goes a long way. Newer customers should look at something milder or take a very small first dose.
Same rules as everything else on the shelf: 21 or over, photo ID, D.C. medical registration. The registration is a free self-certification, no doctor involved.
The registration lives on the ABCA patient portal, and our registration guide walks through it screen by screen. Delivery details, minimums and the D.C.-only rule are on the delivery page.
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Chimera Junky strain questions
Is the Chimera Junky strain an indica, sativa or hybrid?
Chimera Junky is listed as a hybrid by AltSol. Its top effects on the menu are calm, happy and relaxed.
How strong is the Chimera Junky strain?
The current batch tests at 28.9% THC with 1.80% total terpenes. That is strong. Start with one pull.
What does Chimera Junky smell and taste like?
Total Terpenes is the dominant terpene (1.80%), which reads as . Beta Caryophyllene comes next and adds black pepper, cloves, warm spice.
Who grows Chimera Junky?
Our Chimera Junky comes from AltSol. Every batch is lab-tested, and the numbers on this page come from the current one.
How can I buy the Chimera Junky strain in D.C.?
In store at 4630 14th St NW, for pickup, or by same-day delivery anywhere in the District. We currently carry it as flower. You need a valid photo ID and a D.C. medical registration, which is free and takes about two minutes online.
Do you deliver Chimera Junky?
Yes, across Washington D.C., same day. Delivery stops at the District line, so Maryland and Virginia customers order ahead and collect from the shop.
Keep looking around
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- Shop by feel Start from the effect you want instead of a strain name.
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