Updated 2026-09-19
The strain menu, with the lab sheets.
97 strains on the shelf right now, from 10 growers. Every one has its own page with the current THC, the terpene panel, the effect scores and every size we sell. This strain menu is rebuilt from the live menu, so it tracks what is on the shelf rather than what we wish was.
- Strains
- 97
- As flower
- 63
- Growers
- 10
- Open
- Daily 11 AM–8 PM
13 on the shelf
Sativa strains
Daytime picks. Brighter, more energetic, and the ones to avoid before bed.
9 on the shelf
Sativa-leaning hybrid strains
Leaning up rather than down. Sociable strains that still let you function.
47 on the shelf
Hybrid strains
The middle of the shelf, and the biggest section. Dose decides which way these go.
- 91 Octane 24.1%
- Amnesia 18.1%
- Beach Cake 29.5%
- Berry Payton 63.5%
- Black Russian 77.3%
- Blue Nerdz 22.1%
- Blue Sharpies 22.3%
- Cali Gas 19.7%
- Candy Runtz 76.9%
- Cap'd Out 22.5%
- Chem Bandana 23.4%
- Cherry Diesel 23%
- Cherry Limeade Cake 19.1%
- Cinnamon Toast 26%
- Crushed Ice 26.2%
- Duct Tape 28.1%
- Fuel Biscuits 24.9%
- Gary Payton 20.3%
- Gelatti Mints 26.2%
- Huckleberry Juice 19.2%
- Juicee J 29.1%
- Khalifa Kush 31.7%
- Khalifa Mints 32.6%
- Kush Mints 34.7%
- Lemon Cherry Gelato 14.7%
- Lemon Drizzle 74.6%
- Mango Haze 71.7%
- Maui Magilla 19.1%
- Mazama's Haze 19.4%
- Motorbreath 25.1%
- Ms. Wonderful 15.5%
- Pave 27.8%
- Pink Runtz 73%
- Point Breeze 24.8%
- Rainbow Belts 27.7%
- Rainbow Runtz 23.1%
- Rainmaker 16.9%
- Sherb Cocktail #7 25.3%
- Snow Glovez 25.6%
- Sowabunga 25.8%
- Space Force One 25.4%
- Spritzer 28.7%
- Star 69 18.2%
- Sticky Fingers 20.7%
- Swamp Sweat 34%
- Tahiti Twist 31.1%
- Tropic Thunder 65.3%
18 on the shelf
Indica-leaning hybrid strains
Relaxed with some lift left in them. Evening strains that are not knockouts.
- Apple Crisp 18.9%
- Banana Acai Mints 68.2%
- Banana Breath 15.5%
- Black Dog 25.1%
- Coco Chanel 17%
- Garlic Diesel 25.4%
- Gelato Cake 23.2%
- GMO 17.2%
- Gorilla Glue 21%
- Grandi Guava 75.5%
- Hash Burger 27.2%
- Hollywood 25.3%
- Honey Banana 20.8%
- Huckleberry Gelato 74.1%
- Master Kush 24.2%
- Petrol Potion 28.6%
- Super Silver Dawg 31.6%
- Viper Cookies 24.1%
10 on the shelf
Indica strains
The heavy end. Sofa, sleep, and the strains people buy for pain and rest.
By feeling
Strain menu by lane
The three highest-scoring strains for each shop-by-feel lane, from the menu's own effect ratings.
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Happy Euphoric & uplifting Pineapple Express, Sour Diesel, Royal Medic Shop the happy lane ↗ -
Relaxed Calm & peaceful Black Russian, Candy Runtz, Strawberry Banana Shop the relaxed lane ↗ -
Sleepy Restful & calming Strawberry Banana, Marionberry Kush, King Louie XIII Shop the sleepy lane ↗ -
Focused Clear & productive Pineapple Express, Sour Diesel, Royal Medic Shop the focused lane ↗ -
Balanced In harmony & centered Black Russian, Candy Runtz, Strawberry Banana Shop the balanced lane ↗ -
Creative Inspired & expressive Pineapple Express, Sour Diesel, Royal Medic Shop the creative lane ↗ -
Active Energized & motivated Pineapple Express, Sour Diesel, Royal Medic Shop the active lane ↗ -
Comfort Soothing & gentle Black Russian, Candy Runtz, Strawberry Banana Shop the comfort lane ↗
Reading this strain menu
Two lists that regulars ask for. The strongest flower on the shelf by THC: Kush Mints (34.7%), Swamp Sweat (34%), Khalifa Mints (32.6%), Platinum TK (31.8%), Khalifa Kush (31.7%). And the most terpene-rich flower, which is the better list if you care about flavor and feel: Chem Bandana (4.64%), Tahiti Twist (3.98%), Motorbreath (3.68%), Swamp Sweat (3.58%), Hash Burger (3.40%).
A note on the numbers. Flower THC sits in the teens and twenties. Cartridges, disposables and concentrates sit in the sixties to eighties because they are extracts. The two aren't comparable, and a strain page always says which form its headline number comes from. Our guides cover how to read a certificate of analysis, and if you're not registered yet the ABCA patient portal takes about two minutes.
Strain menu questions
How often does the strain menu change?
Daily, in practice. This page is rebuilt from the live menu (last refresh 2026-09-19) and lists 97 strains across flower, pre-rolls, vapes and concentrates. If a strain sells out, its page stays up with the last lab results and a note saying it's gone.
Which strains do you carry as flower?
63 of the 97 strains on this page are on the flower shelf right now, mostly from AltSol, Choof, Cookies. The rest are pre-rolls, cartridges, disposables or concentrates. Each strain page lists every form we have.
Are the THC numbers real?
They are the certificate-of-analysis results for the batch on the shelf, pulled straight from the menu listing. Vape and concentrate numbers are naturally higher than flower and should not be compared with it.
What if I don't know strain names?
Then don't start here. Our shop-by-feel page splits the menu into lanes like happy, relaxed or sleepy, and each strain page shows which lane it sits in. Or just walk in and describe your evening.
Do I need a medical card to buy any of these?
Yes. D.C. sells cannabis through licensed medical dispensaries, so you need a D.C. patient registration and a photo ID. The registration is a free self-certification that takes about two minutes online, and we help with it in store.