hybrid · King Weedy
Wi-Fi OG strain.
A hybrid sitting at 18.9% THC from King Weedy. We carry the Wi-Fi OG strain as flower. Everything below comes off the lab sheet, not a press release.
- Type
- hybrid
- THC
- 18.9%
- Terpenes
- 1.27%
- From
- $39.99
- Forms
- flower
Wi-Fi OG strain effects
Top of the effect chart for the Wi-Fi OG strain is calm (9). Next is happy (8), and a bit of relaxed. Those numbers are from the menu's rating, out of ten, and they line up with what we hear back.
Effect scores are the menu's customer-reported ratings, not medical claims. Effects vary by person, dose and product.
On our shop-by-feel page that puts Wi-Fi OG in the Relaxed and Happy lanes. If you'd rather start from a feeling than a name, that page is the shortcut.
Where Wi-Fi OG comes from
King Weedy hasn't published the cross behind Wi-Fi OG, and we won't guess. What we can vouch for is the lab sheet on this page and the way it smokes, which staff have tried.
When to use it
It works at either end of the day. Keep the dose small in the afternoon and it stays functional; push it in the evening and it settles you down.
Lab sheet
The nose: Wi-Fi OG terpenes
Total terpenes, caryophyllene and limonene. That's the top three in the Wi-Fi OG strain, inside a 1.27% terpene total, and total terpenes alone is 1.27%.
- Total Terpenes 1.27% Smells like:
- Beta Caryophyllene 0.32% Smells like: sharp, spice, sweet, wood That spicy, almost woody edge behind the fuel smell is usually caryophyllene.
- Limonene 0.21% Smells like: citrus, lemon, herbal Same terpene as lemon rind. When it sits near the top of the sheet the aroma is sharp and clean rather than sweet.
- Beta Myrcene 0.17% Smells like: earthy, musk, cloves Myrcene is the most common terpene in cannabis and the one people associate with a heavier, couch-leaning feel.
- Linalool 0.15% Smells like: floral, herbal, lavender That soft floral thing underneath a Kush is usually linalool. It is the same compound that makes lavender smell like lavender.
Terpene percentages are from the current batch's certificate of analysis. Our guides explain how to read one and why the total matters more than the THC.
On the shelf
Wi-Fi OG strain products in stock
One product of the Wi-Fi OG strain on the shelf, all King Weedy: flower. Cheapest way in is $39.99. Tap through to the menu to order for pickup or delivery.
| Product | Form | THC | Sizes & prices | Menu link |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Flower: Wi-Fi OG | 3.5G King Weedy | flower | 18.9% | 1/8oz $39.99 | View ↗ |
Stock and prices checked 2026-10-22. The live menu wins if they disagree.
Wi-Fi OG strain: how much to take
A sensible strength. 18.9% means a regular can take a normal dose and a newcomer should take half of one.
Bring ID and your D.C. patient registration. If you don't have the registration yet it takes about two minutes on the ABCA site and costs nothing.
The registration lives on the ABCA patient portal, and our registration guide walks through it screen by screen. Delivery details, minimums and the D.C.-only rule are on the delivery page.
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Wi-Fi OG strain questions
Is the Wi-Fi OG strain an indica, sativa or hybrid?
Wi-Fi OG is listed as a hybrid by King Weedy. Its top effects on the menu are calm, happy and relaxed.
How strong is the Wi-Fi OG strain?
The current batch tests at 18.9% THC with 1.27% total terpenes. That is a moderate, workable strength for most people.
What does Wi-Fi OG smell and taste like?
Total Terpenes is the dominant terpene (1.27%), which reads as . Beta Caryophyllene comes next and adds black pepper, cloves, warm spice.
Who grows Wi-Fi OG?
Our Wi-Fi OG comes from King Weedy. Every batch is lab-tested, and the numbers on this page come from the current one.
How can I buy the Wi-Fi OG strain in D.C.?
In store at 4630 14th St NW, for pickup, or by same-day delivery anywhere in the District. We currently carry it as flower. You need a valid photo ID and a D.C. medical registration, which is free and takes about two minutes online.
Do you deliver Wi-Fi OG?
Yes, across Washington D.C., same day. Delivery stops at the District line, so Maryland and Virginia customers order ahead and collect from the shop.
Keep looking around
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