hybrid · AltSol
Smoked Catfish strain.
Smoked Catfish strain: hybrid, AltSol, 26.2% THC. Available as flower, in store and for delivery anywhere in the District.
- Type
- hybrid
- THC
- 26.2%
- Terpenes
- 3.75%
- From
- $48.99
- Forms
- flower
Smoked Catfish strain effects
Calm first. That scores 9 out of ten for the Smoked Catfish strain, with happy (8) right behind and relaxed in the mix. If that's the evening you want, this is a good pick.
Effect scores are the menu's customer-reported ratings, not medical claims. Effects vary by person, dose and product.
On our shop-by-feel page that puts Smoked Catfish in the Relaxed and Happy lanes. If you'd rather start from a feeling than a name, that page is the shortcut.
Where Smoked Catfish comes from
AltSol hasn't published the cross behind Smoked Catfish, and we won't guess. What we can vouch for is the lab sheet on this page and the way it smokes, which staff have tried.
AltSol (Alternative Solutions) grows in the District and supplies most of our flower and the Good Night / Great Day pre-roll packs. Consistent jars, honest lab sheets, and a house style that leans gassy. More on the grower at altsol.co.
When to use it
Time of day: flexible. Most true hybrids go either way, and Smoked Catfish is no exception. Lower doses in the day, more in the evening.
Lab sheet
What's on the lab sheet
In the Smoked Catfish strain total terpenes leads at 3.75%, out of 3.75% total terpenes. Total terpenes, caryophyllene and limonene make up most of what you'll smell.
- Total Terpenes 3.75% Smells like:
- Beta Caryophyllene 1.16% Smells like: sharp, spice, sweet, wood That spicy, almost woody edge behind the fuel smell is usually caryophyllene.
- Limonene 0.82% Smells like: citrus, lemon, herbal Limonene shows up in most citrus-smelling strains. People tend to describe those as lifting rather than sedating.
- Beta Myrcene 0.60% Smells like: earthy, musk, cloves Myrcene is the most common terpene in cannabis and the one people associate with a heavier, couch-leaning feel.
- Humulene 0.34% Smells like: herbal, spice, woody, earthy Humulene is the hoppy, woody note. It is the same compound that gives beer its bitterness.
Terpene percentages are from the current batch's certificate of analysis. Our guides explain how to read one and why the total matters more than the THC.
On the shelf
How we sell Smoked Catfish
Flower. That's how the Smoked Catfish strain comes at the moment, with the entry point at $48.99. Prices below are the menu prices; specials show up there first.
| Product | Form | THC | Sizes & prices | Menu link |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Flower: Smoked Catfish | 3.5G AltSol | flower | 26.2% | 1/8oz $48.99 | View ↗ |
Stock and prices checked 2026-11-03. The live menu wins if they disagree.
Dosing Smoked Catfish
26.2% THC is strong by any standard. Take one pull and wait. You can always have another; you can't un-have one.
Same rules as everything else on the shelf: 21 or over, photo ID, D.C. medical registration. The registration is a free self-certification, no doctor involved.
The registration lives on the ABCA patient portal, and our registration guide walks through it screen by screen. Delivery details, minimums and the D.C.-only rule are on the delivery page.
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Smoked Catfish strain questions
Is the Smoked Catfish strain an indica, sativa or hybrid?
Smoked Catfish is listed as a hybrid by AltSol. Its top effects on the menu are calm, happy and relaxed.
How strong is the Smoked Catfish strain?
The current batch tests at 26.2% THC with 3.75% total terpenes. That is strong. Start with one pull.
What does Smoked Catfish smell and taste like?
Total Terpenes is the dominant terpene (3.75%), which reads as . Beta Caryophyllene comes next and adds black pepper, cloves, warm spice.
Who grows Smoked Catfish?
Our Smoked Catfish comes from AltSol. Every batch is lab-tested, and the numbers on this page come from the current one.
How can I buy the Smoked Catfish strain in D.C.?
In store at 4630 14th St NW, for pickup, or by same-day delivery anywhere in the District. We currently carry it as flower. You need a valid photo ID and a D.C. medical registration, which is free and takes about two minutes online.
Do you deliver Smoked Catfish?
Yes, across Washington D.C., same day. Delivery stops at the District line, so Maryland and Virginia customers order ahead and collect from the shop.
Keep looking around
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- Shop by feel Start from the effect you want instead of a strain name.
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