sativa · Molecular Farms
Pineapple Express strain.
Short version of the Pineapple Express strain: sativa, Molecular Farms, 78.6% THC, sold as disposables. Long version follows.
- Type
- sativa
- THC
- 78.6% (disposables)
- Terpenes
- 3.79%
- From
- $69.99
- Forms
- disposables
What Pineapple Express feels like
Energetic first. That scores 9 out of ten for the Pineapple Express strain, with happy (9) right behind and creative in the mix. If that's the evening you want, this is a good pick.
Effect scores are the menu's customer-reported ratings, not medical claims. Effects vary by person, dose and product.
On our shop-by-feel page that puts Pineapple Express in the Active, Happy and Creative lanes. If you'd rather start from a feeling than a name, that page is the shortcut.
Where Pineapple Express comes from
Pineapple Express is Trainwreck crossed with Hawaiian. By most accounts the strain name predates the film, and it is a bright, tropical daytime sativa.
Molecular Farms runs a small-batch grow in the District. Their flower tends toward sativa-leaning cuts, and their disposables are a reliable pick when you want a strain name you recognize in a vape. More on the grower at molecularfarms.com.
When to use it
Best early. It leans energetic, and a lot of regulars use it the way other people use a second coffee.
Lab sheet
Pineapple Express terpene profile
This is the part of the Pineapple Express strain sheet worth reading. Limonene is the dominant terpene at 1.57% of a 3.79% total, backed by beta caryophyllene and alpha pinene.
- Limonene 1.57% Smells like: citrus, lemon, herbal Same terpene as lemon rind. When it sits near the top of the sheet the aroma is sharp and clean rather than sweet.
- Beta Caryophyllene 0.76% Smells like: sharp, spice, sweet, wood Caryophyllene is the terpene researchers single out most often, because it behaves a little differently from the rest. On the nose it is pepper and clove.
- Alpha Pinene 0.37% Smells like: pine Alpha and beta pinene both show up on the sheet. Together they are the fresh, resinous smell at the front of a lot of sativas.
- Beta Myrcene 0.37% Smells like: earthy, musk, cloves Mango, hops and thyme all carry myrcene. In flower it reads as that damp, musky smell you get when you first open the jar.
- Humulene 0.29% Smells like: herbal, spice, woody, earthy If a strain smells a bit like a pine forest floor, humulene is doing some of that work.
Terpene percentages are from the current batch's certificate of analysis. Our guides explain how to read one and why the total matters more than the THC.
On the shelf
How we sell Pineapple Express
We stock 1 version of the Pineapple Express strain: disposables, from $69.99. If you want a size that isn't listed, ask; sometimes it's in the back and not on the menu yet.
| Product | Form | THC | Sizes & prices | Menu link |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Disposable : Pineapple express Molecular Farms | disposables | 78.6% | 1g $69.99 | View ↗ |
Stock and prices checked 2026-09-19. The live menu wins if they disagree.
Before you buy Pineapple Express
Vape THC runs high by nature; 78.6% is typical. Take a short draw, wait five minutes, then decide.
You'll need your D.C. medical registration and a photo ID to buy it. Registration is free, done online in a couple of minutes, and we'll walk you through it in store if you'd rather.
The registration lives on the ABCA patient portal, and our registration guide walks through it screen by screen. Delivery details, minimums and the D.C.-only rule are on the delivery page.
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Pineapple Express strain questions
Is the Pineapple Express strain an indica, sativa or hybrid?
Pineapple Express is listed as a sativa by Molecular Farms. Its top effects on the menu are energetic, happy and creative.
How strong is the Pineapple Express strain?
The current batch tests at 78.6% THC (disposables) with 3.79% total terpenes. That is a normal range for an extract; dose by draw, not by the number.
What does Pineapple Express smell and taste like?
Limonene is the dominant terpene (1.57%), which reads as citrus, lemon, herbal. Beta Caryophyllene comes next and adds black pepper, cloves, warm spice.
Who grows Pineapple Express?
Our Pineapple Express comes from Molecular Farms. Every batch is lab-tested, and the numbers on this page come from the current one.
How can I buy the Pineapple Express strain in D.C.?
In store at 4630 14th St NW, for pickup, or by same-day delivery anywhere in the District. We currently carry it as disposables. You need a valid photo ID and a D.C. medical registration, which is free and takes about two minutes online.
Do you deliver Pineapple Express?
Yes, across Washington D.C., same day. Delivery stops at the District line, so Maryland and Virginia customers order ahead and collect from the shop.
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