Updated 2026-10-23

The strain menu, with the lab sheets.

117 strains on the shelf right now, from 14 growers. Every one has its own page with the current THC, the terpene panel, the effect scores and every size we sell. This strain menu is rebuilt from the live menu, so it tracks what is on the shelf rather than what we wish was.

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Strains: 117
As flower: 73
Growers: 14
Open: Daily 11 AM–8 PM

14 on the shelf

Sativa strains

Daytime picks. Brighter, more energetic, and the ones to avoid before bed.

10 on the shelf

Sativa-leaning hybrid strains

Leaning up rather than down. Sociable strains that still let you function.

56 on the shelf

Hybrid strains

The middle of the shelf, and the biggest section. Dose decides which way these go.

23 on the shelf

Indica-leaning hybrid strains

Relaxed with some lift left in them. Evening strains that are not knockouts.

13 on the shelf

Indica strains

The heavy end. Sofa, sleep, and the strains people buy for pain and rest.

By feeling

Strain menu by lane

The three highest-scoring strains for each shop-by-feel lane, from the menu's own effect ratings.

Happy Euphoric & uplifting Sour Diesel, Royal Medic, Acapulco Gold Shop the happy lane ↗
Relaxed Calm & peaceful Black & Blue, Black Russian, Candy Runtz Shop the relaxed lane ↗
Sleepy Restful & calming Strawberry Banana, King Louis XIII, Marionberry Kush Shop the sleepy lane ↗
Focused Clear & productive Sour Diesel, Royal Medic, Acapulco Gold Shop the focused lane ↗
Balanced In harmony & centered Black & Blue, Black Russian, Candy Runtz Shop the balanced lane ↗
Creative Inspired & expressive Sour Diesel, Royal Medic, Acapulco Gold Shop the creative lane ↗
Active Energized & motivated Sour Diesel, Royal Medic, Acapulco Gold Shop the active lane ↗
Comfort Soothing & gentle Black & Blue, Black Russian, Candy Runtz Shop the comfort lane ↗

Reading this strain menu

Two lists that regulars ask for. The strongest flower on the shelf by THC: Old Pal PRIMO Diamond Infused Pre-Ground (47.6%), Kush Mints (34.7%), Swamp Sweat (34%), Ice Cream Cake (33.7%), Khalifa Mints (32.6%). And the most terpene-rich flower, which is the better list if you care about flavor and feel: Chem Bandana (4.64%), Swamp Sweat (3.96%), Tahiti Twist (3.75%), Motorbreath (3.68%), Dream Machine (3.66%).

A note on the numbers. Flower THC sits in the teens and twenties. Cartridges, disposables and concentrates sit in the sixties to eighties because they are extracts. The two aren't comparable, and a strain page always says which form its headline number comes from. Our guides cover how to read a certificate of analysis, and if you're not registered yet the ABCA patient portal takes about two minutes.

Recently sold out

Pages we keep up while a strain is between batches: Blue Cheese, Blue Nerdz, Blue Suede, Huckleberry Gelato, Maui Magilla, Petro Chem, Pineapple Express, Snow Glovez, Sweet Rancher, Tahitian Lime.

Strain menu questions

How often does the strain menu change?

Daily, in practice. This page is rebuilt from the live menu (last refresh 2026-10-23) and lists 117 strains across flower, pre-rolls, vapes and concentrates. If a strain sells out, its page stays up with the last lab results and a note saying it's gone.

Which strains do you carry as flower?

73 of the 117 strains on this page are on the flower shelf right now, mostly from AltSol, Choof, Cookies. The rest are pre-rolls, cartridges, disposables or concentrates. Each strain page lists every form we have.

Are the THC numbers real?

They are the certificate-of-analysis results for the batch on the shelf, pulled straight from the menu listing. Vape and concentrate numbers are naturally higher than flower and should not be compared with it.

What if I don't know strain names?

Then don't start here. Our shop-by-feel page splits the menu into lanes like happy, relaxed or sleepy, and each strain page shows which lane it sits in. Or just walk in and describe your evening.

Do I need a medical card to buy any of these?

Yes. D.C. sells cannabis through licensed medical dispensaries, so you need a D.C. patient registration and a photo ID. The registration is a free self-certification that takes about two minutes online, and we help with it in store.